slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

Jap slap

A jap slap is when you slap someone and they squint their eyes

You better be nice or I'll jap slap you!

by Givemeawaffle July 16, 2019

Slap

When a food item is better than expected/the best ever.

Yo, your grandmas mac'n'cheese slaps.

by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017

swan slapping

The action of gentle alternating tapping of a male’s testicles with the outstretched fingers of both hands. This is best done with the palms of the hand facing upwards.

While I’m down here, perhaps you’d be down for a spot of swan slapping?

by Jimmyswanson October 13, 2019

Slap Happy

When stuffing your girl from behind and your balls slap against her butt cheeks so long that it throws her into a euphoric state

Damn you're in a good mood ever since we went to the bedroom you've been slap Happy

by California finest January 2, 2025

Slap 2 people in ur room

You can slap anything and anyone

Slap 2 people in ur room

by Kymani fair August 29, 2021

Balloon Knot Slap

Being hit in the face with a tied used condom full of semen.

Hey Pete, I can't believe your dad balloon Knot Slapped me last night!

by Toneage February 17, 2020