Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.

Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.

by Bugboy22 January 01, 2022

Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 19, 2017

Chili Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.

Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!

by AlpenWolfer May 10, 2021

slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.

I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.

by shwank March 22, 2016

slap twat

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"

Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"

by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 09, 2011

Slap fiddle

When a bitch sucking your dick then suddenly slaps it and blows on it to play like a fiddle, causing instant orgasm.

Bro she was sucking my dick real good then pulled a Slap Fiddle on me! Shit was awesome

by Krackerjack February 06, 2018

Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.

I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.

by Dick Onchin November 03, 2021