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slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018
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Slap your jawn

The intellectual and progressive way of asking another man if he would be willing to give you an oppertunity too pepper the tip of his flacid penis with butterfly kisses.

Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.
Samuel looked David in the eyes and passionately asked "hey bro can i slap your jawn like a real man?"

David obliged.
by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018
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big mac slap

When a fat man is doing a girl from behind he lifts his belly up and slaps it on the females back
I couldn’t believe it bro, not only did she let me smash, she let me Big Mac Slap my fat gut on her back
by Bigmacslapdaddy July 3, 2018
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Slap happy

Slapping the hands together as though you are happy and high on life for what you are doing at the moment, or what you are planing to do in the near future.
I'm slap happy because we are going to Mc.Donalds. Mc.Donalds is a "Slap Happy " place.
by Look0ut July 3, 2018
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Slap

In the UK, a slang term typically used by homosexual men, used to describe make-up
Right, let's get ready to go out...go put ya slap on!
by And. July 19, 2018
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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Jap Slap

It means multiple things. Basically, its a WWII reference, meaning:

1. Karate chop. Japanese were known by soldiers for their superior hand to hand combat skills, particularly in karate.

2. To strike a person unexpectedly, similarly to a sucker punch.

3. Loosely, it refers to an unexpected attack or ambush.
Wow! Did you see Tom get into a fight, yesterday? He hit that guy with a vicious jap slap and almost knocked him out.
by Legendary63 July 21, 2018
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