poop cheese smell

The pukke smell of of someones dirty ass which is a combination of poop and cheese. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

His ass smells like a deadly combination of poop and nasty cheese " POOP CHEESE SMELL ". KM called Mr. poop cheese out on his poop cheese.

by AFSek April 17, 2012

turn that poop into wine

To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?

Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes

Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.

by themodernlinguist January 26, 2020

A poop down the slide

When something goes dwindling/spiraling down or declines at a moderate or fast pace.

Claryses career was a poop down the slide

by Ihatecookthedog December 24, 2014

Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".

Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?

by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015

Jim Morrison Poop

Sudden urge that your bowel movement wants to 'Break on through to the other side!' only to find it floating lifeless a moment later.

I thought I was going to have a Jim Morrison Poop; luckily I made it to the toilet.

by Chico B Man August 15, 2011

poop shoot magoot

While fucking a girl doggy style, and you hit your climax, you pull out and nut in the but.

I poop shot magot that bitch!

by Da Roc April 30, 2004

milky poop sack

A milky poop sack occurs when a person has consumed a generous amount of dairy; which causes a mucus membrane to surround the excreting feces. As a result of the milky poop sack, skid marks are bound to occur. To rid yourself of such excretions and embarrasing marks, limit your intake of dairy and consume more blueberries. Blueberries have been proven to reduce mucus membrane.

Paul, dont eat that yogurt for it will give you a milky poop sack and stain the bottom of my toilet and/or your underpants. Melissa tell him not to EAT it!!!!!!!

by SaraNicoleG May 8, 2006