Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".
by Taiwanese Turd Maestro October 15, 2015
To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?
Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes
Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes
Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.
by themodernlinguist January 27, 2020
The pukke smell of of someones dirty ass which is a combination of poop and cheese. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
His ass smells like a deadly combination of poop and nasty cheese " POOP CHEESE SMELL ". KM called Mr. poop cheese out on his poop cheese.
by AFSek February 17, 2012
Claryses career was a poop down the slide
by Ihatecookthedog December 25, 2014
Sudden urge that your bowel movement wants to 'Break on through to the other side!' only to find it floating lifeless a moment later.
by Chico B Man August 12, 2011
by Da Roc April 30, 2004
A milky poop sack occurs when a person has consumed a generous amount of dairy; which causes a mucus membrane to surround the excreting feces. As a result of the milky poop sack, skid marks are bound to occur. To rid yourself of such excretions and embarrasing marks, limit your intake of dairy and consume more blueberries. Blueberries have been proven to reduce mucus membrane.
Paul, dont eat that yogurt for it will give you a milky poop sack and stain the bottom of my toilet and/or your underpants. Melissa tell him not to EAT it!!!!!!!
by SaraNicoleG April 27, 2006