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Penis scaffold

The act of clipping one or multiple bulldog clips onto the foreskin of a penis, acting as a source of extreme pleasure for some since the foreskin is one of the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.
Hey baby. I wanna penis scaffold you tonight.
by marg the barge September 23, 2012
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desert penis

A penis that has not been used for sex or masturbation or touched by anybody else for a period of time.
A penis that's not been touched by anybody but the person himself in a non sexual way is "Desert Penis".
by pgdragon September 16, 2013
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penis fear

The fear of communicating with the male species simply because they may whip their penis out at any time. This may throw a woman off when a man spontaneously gets his junk out.
"Yeah she was talking to some guy in the club last night, but a real case of penis fear kicked in when he asked her if she wanted to go and see his flat"

"Dude i tried chatting her up, i think i gave her penis fear"
by Numanumayay October 13, 2013
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penis bombed

The personal state experienced by being suddenly and greatly shocked, surprised, or alarmed in a non-life threatening manner.
Man... Sarah was totally penis bombed by that penis bomb she got sent earlier!
by HappyColour August 16, 2011
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Penis Hygienist

Someone who is overly sensitive about their penile hygiene.
Girl A: So did he want the anal you offered him?

Girl B: No, he said it would take forever to clean it.

Girl A: Jesus, He's such a penis hygienist!
by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
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The Penis (eek!)

A song used mostly on cat videos such as "Fatass calico cats dancing" and more. It is a good song that really goes hard. This song slaps and I wish there was an extended version.
"I love The Penis (eek!)! I remember when someone showed it to me for the first time. It went so hard and made me feel so good!"
by GOOBER LOVER June 7, 2023
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penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad
Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?
by KENthebird August 9, 2017
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