penis wrangler 

the one who is one who is kinda like me, who could be seen as me. Then again its just josh

I had your mom and she's a penis wrangler!

penis wrangler by jakkfrozt January 20, 2004

penis plater 

(Australia) A random cunt on his P-Plates.

Check out the aggots on that glamma penis plater!! I'd love to suck on those munters.

penis plater by SLAMMER August 24, 2003

penis marking 

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish.

"Honey, we had too much sex! I got a penis marking!"

penis marking by anonymous help May 13, 2005

penis jive 

Comes from working at the UPS store for too long, meaning everything

Jaramy stop being a penis jive!
Hey could you hand me that penis jive?
did you take the penis jive to the post office?
Hey are you going to finish your penis jive?
Dude....penis jive...that's all I got to say to you.

penis jive by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

penis web 

something to write on other people's homework when they aren'y looking to make them go "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Bob is doing homework
*Bob turn around"
*Eric writes penis web on paper*
Bob says, "WHAT THE FUCK?"

penis web by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

Penis Table

When you push two round tables together it creates a penis table.

"Everyone can't fit at just one table, so lets make a penis table"

Penis Table by Suite 304 March 7, 2010

penis sneeze 

when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants

eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that

penis sneeze by philly steaks October 16, 2010