Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.

Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.

by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020

Raw Milk Dealer

Like a drug dealer, except he deals raw milk instead of drugs. Many homeschoolers or health freaks who aren't farmers have raw milk dealers.

Raw Milk Dealer: "I swear there are no drugs in here!"
*Officer opens bag*
Officer: "It's raw milk, that's just as bad!"
*Officer puts dealer in handcuffs*

by OkStephen March 14, 2022

Milk Dud

Noun - A child born of incest (aka mommy and daddy are siblings), probably gonna have genetic issues.

Adjective - milky

"Did those sibling janitors have a kid together? Cause that boy looks like a milk dud!"

"Wow dem boyz is milky !!"

by Redwii6959 June 13, 2016

carten of milk

a milk carten that you drink

oh i have the carten of milk

by made by a person June 2, 2021

milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing

Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.

by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018

Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.

If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.

by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021

Golden Milk Kilt

The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.

"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023