Jack My Swag

A term to describe a given situation in which a given person steals someone's "swag", or their trademarked coolness. The term has been made famous by Jenna Rose, a twelve year old skinny white chick, in her infamous song, "My Jeans". In the song, a girl (most likely Hannah Montana, Ashley Tisdale, or Keke Palmer) wore jeans just like Jenna's, to which she responded "jack my swag".

I bet she's mad, cuz' I look fab, haha-ha-ha, jack my swag.

by huneygetsit May 7, 2011

My life be like

Ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo

Guy: What happen to your life man?

Me: My life be like ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo

by First_degree_murder October 27, 2021

fixing my margins

a euphemism for masturbation

I was really stressed out at the end of the day, but after fixing my margins I became very relaxed.

by Disco Dan the Moustache Man November 7, 2011

roll it in my fingers

The act of tickling a soft penis using the thumb on one side and middle and index finger on the other in order to get said penis hard.

I drank so much last night I had to roll it in my fingers for a while to get my jerk off started.

by Admiral General Aladeen Aladee June 17, 2016

Oster my Toaster

When a man goes down on a woman and eats her out.
A lot of tongue in hole action.

He ostered my toaster and licked me out like an ice cream sandwich.
Come oster my toaster tonight at 9:00.

by Nilla's hotstuff March 11, 2019

uber to my dick

A song made by TisaKorean

Bitch Uber to my dick (to my dick)

by Youngg dagger dick March 7, 2019

Yeeyee on my horsey

yeeyee on my horsey means to yeeyee on a horsey, that’s it folks.

I yeeyee on my horsey bro

by Fucc April 8, 2019