by Gdyshd September 3, 2016

The milk fairy is a fairy that will give you things in return for milk, It's like the tooth fairy but with random rewards.
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
"Have you ever seen the milk fairy?!" ~ Dave
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
by DaveGallagher October 4, 2022

by Mmmmmmmung November 2, 2022

THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER WTF WHO WOULD DRINK THIS TYPE OF SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS SO DISGUSTING ITS LIKE PUTTING MILK IN WATER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by cummin xD December 6, 2021

Milk is a liquid substance often drank by weebs and redditors. Milk is made from the process of melting teeth.
"Did you know that milk is made from melted teeth?" "Of course, that's what the tooth fairy uses her teeth for."
by MeltedTeethMan March 1, 2020

Milked from the blackest dudes in Africa to give you the strength to pick cotton all day then play a full game of football with out game fatigue.
Eric guzzled his Cockolate Milk till his tummy hurt because of the great salty taste & still kicked his 1 field goal in triple overtime to win the game.
by Jizmasters October 26, 2024

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.
Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
by Con con July 22, 2017
