May 4

It’s national give jamo head day

It’s may 4 everyone give jamo head

by Troy4nah May 4, 2022

May

May gotta phat ass.

"Woah did you see that ass!?"
"Oh yeah.. that's just May."

by Joonah1314 March 19, 2021

May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 8, 2022

May 3

Kiss or make out your best friend day come on (DON"T BE SHY) you got this!

EXAMPLE:
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It's May 3rd. Why are you asking?
Guy: Do you know what that means? ~smirks~
Girl: What?
Guy: ~kisses
Girl: ~blushes

by The girl you hate a lot May 2, 2022

22nd may

A dang where all rakderrs are born

Oh man that dude is born in 22nd may his dick must be large

by masterofwords6942069 November 21, 2021

May 11

National Throat Fuck Day

You know what day it is?

May 11, let me hang my head off the bed for you or do you prefer the couch this time?

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

Cape May

Alex Zick owns Kent Lambie who owns Cape May, thus Alex Zick owns Cape May

Whistle tips go Whoo whoooo in Cape May

by dildoschwagginz69420 August 6, 2022