new best friend

A person who is suddenly, and probably artificially, very friendly to you or another person. Usually only used when the prior relationship was less than friendly or when the person is trying to get something.

Annie: Let's see a movie tonight.
Betty: What about Chloe? Don't you want to invite your new best friend?
Annie: As if.

by raindog469 April 11, 2006

Friend-o-caust

The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.

Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people

Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust

by A helpful Platypus April 25, 2011

Friends with internet benefits

Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship

I was Friends with internet benefits with a hot azn chick

by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011

Happy Tree Friend

An adorable little woodland creature that often dies in horrible, bloody, and often unimaginable freak accidents.

The common sound of a Happy Tree Friend: Wheeeeeeeeee!! Ahhahaha! Wheeeeeee--Ackk! Umph! Ohh!! <whimper> <whimper>... Huh? Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! Ack--gahhhhh...<expires>

by mrrockguy June 30, 2004

Food's Best Friend

Company slogan or mantra for Lucky Dog Hot Sauce

Diner #1: Hey, you try this Lucky Dog Hot Sauce yet?!?
Diner #2: Hells yeah, that stuff is food's best friend!

by Lucky Me December 8, 2012

I'm asking for a friend

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016

good friend syndrome

A syndrome, usually had by a male, where everyperson they ask out says "I dont think of you as someone I'd date, I just think of you as a good friend."

guy 1: I went out to lunch with two girls and all they did was complain about thier boyfriends.

guy 2: Sounds like you got that good friend syndrome.

by Rombert March 28, 2005