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Fart Sprinkle

n. (pl. fart sprinkles) The particles of fecal matter that are expressed in a powerful release of flatulence.
My buddy Dave went to take a shit, but instead of shitting, he just needed to release his fart sprinkles.
by nola123 March 25, 2011
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fart-run

when you are running or jogging every other step you let out a nice fart, the louder the better, they can last up too about 10 steps sometimes more.
"Yo, Hunter i went to go run after that golf ball and I had an intense fart-run"

"NICE"
by louiee12 September 19, 2011
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fart flume

slang word for a well trammelled anus.
to slide your prick up her fart flume
by doctor sorearm September 8, 2003
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Linkin Fart

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008
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jew fart

when somebody tries to be obnoxious and cool by farting really loud, and it comes out quiet , cheap, and easy.
Son-chin walked in the room and lifted her leg like a bitch-dog. all that came out was 'brp' when she expected 'BRRRRRRRRRRUUUMPH'.
the 'brp' was a jew fart.
by AndrewLaeddis. March 10, 2010
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Snorkel Fart

The insertion of a snorkel into ones vagina while shit breath air is expelled thru said snorkel creating radio brilliance.
What was that sounds,it was a snorkel fart.
by The Dirty Twig Show November 1, 2008
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Gorilla Fart

A bomb ass alcoholic drink. Im not sure what is in it...but I suspect that its quite a few different types of liquor because after a night of drinking them, I woke up next to another chick and Im sooo not a lesbo!
by Libra Chic September 4, 2005
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