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Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel 

noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.
"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."

"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"
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Wet chocolate 

When you take a shit in the shower and get the nasty fealing inbetween your ass cheecks like they are sticking together.
When you take a shit in the shower "bro i just got out of some wet chocolate"

raw chocolate 

When you do ass to mouth and there’s a large amount of shit on your penis and your partner sucks it off
“Bro my bitch ate that raw chocolate last night

forced chocolate 

when your getting fucked, and someone fucks the shit out of you.
Ugh, I got last nights forced chocolate all over my sheets.

fredo chocolate 

A Fredo Chocolate ( Just call it a Fredo ) is a piece of chocolate shaped like a frog. It is typically sold in the U.K by a company called Cadbury, some people use it as a way to measure inflation by how cheap they used to be.
“Hey mate you seen the price of Fredo Chocolates they used to be cheap! Now they are a pound.”

“Hey mate you mind giving me a pound, I want to buy a Fredo.”
fredo chocolate by DeadbeatMan67 September 6, 2021

slovak chocolate 

A sexual act in which a guy shits into a girls ass then she proceeds to shit it out onto the bed
bro i totally gave that girl the slovak chocolate the other night

Idaho chocolate soup 

when someone sticks their nose in their partner's asshole as they are farting and defecating, it results in the smeller puking on that dirty asshole and then starting to lick it.
person 1 : Jack's asshole was so dirty after the Idaho chocolate soup
person 2 : you need therapy