FUM UNDA CHEESE

Cheese like substance from the under side of testicles due to poor hygien.

How about some fum unda cheese for dinner bitch.

by DYLAN D GOTTI LEETCH November 19, 2007

Cold Cheese Toastie

When a man cums in a woman after sex and she doesnt shower until the next morning. Her vagina looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look

He came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie

by Paris87 September 3, 2009

Toe Cheese

A "delicious" snack enjoyed by King of the Freetards and neckbeard with severe hygiene issues, Richard Stallman.

"Man, did you see that video of RMS eating his toe cheese?"
"It's GNU/Free!"

by Anon655 September 15, 2011

Cottage Cheese

The dried cum taken from scene the scene of cottaging.

The dried cum looked like cottage cheese.

by JizzMonkeyGirl September 2, 2011

can i haz cheese burger

start with amazingly funny pics of cats doing funny things text was added most then it was dubbed lolcats popular was can i haz cheeseburger

the kitty said can i haz cheese burger!

by iwiniwiniwin October 24, 2008

cottage cock cheese

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!

by MotherFugginTshizzle January 6, 2007

sting cheese

What a woman gets when she's ragging and doesn't change her tampon as often as she should. Closely related to Formunda Cheese.

Damn baby! I didn't know Tampax made Parmesan scented supers!

by Sweet thang November 6, 2003