Crazy Cat Lady

An woman that has an insane almost addictive love for cats.

Kate is turning into a crazy cat lady.

by musicsinger92 February 19, 2012

Cat rack teeth

jagged brown teeth, someone who needs to go to the dentist and get some work done.

Helena got cat rack teeth

by JJ4200ja June 20, 2009

nocturnal cat nip

when a female puts cat nip in her genitalia and lets a cat fondul with it

she just put it up there for the cat...I am always left out when my girl dos nocturnal cat nip

by Kevin....? May 16, 2008

Cat in a pie hole

Two females having anal sex using strap on devices

I had amazing cat in a pie hole with ____

by Snarf is a cat October 15, 2016

cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.

Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!

by Boymom1 August 29, 2017

two cats and a turtle

A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).

Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.

by Rudelittlepig April 20, 2018

harder than a cats

Anything that is really, really hard. Like a cats head

Hey, Jiggy. Your boner seems really hard. Hard, like harder than a cats head!
I know. Thanks

by Pipksi September 16, 2013