FINE ahh nigga all the bihs want his 12 inch dick not even dildos he will fuck till u cryin and can’t walk u finna be ima wheel chair don’t say I didn’t tell u
by Heishim November 20, 2023
Get the Alexmug. Following you around while talking incessantly, socially unaware of your lack of interest in his conversation
Stop Alexing me, bro. I clearly have things I need to get done and you just keep rambling on, following me from room to room.
by V…endetta January 4, 2024
Get the Alexingmug. one of the only actually nice boys that are left. they're so sweet and genuinely care about your feelings, even if they don't show it. they make amazing boyfriends, and will try their hardest to never let you go. but watch out! if you do find yourself in a relationship with an Alex, just know that they become very mentally attached with someone they're dating, so if you break up make sure to take it easy on him and try to end it on good terms. (but they're amazing and you shouldn't break up with them anyways so i guess it doesn't really matter)
girl- that guy was so sweet and overall just amazing, do you happen to know him?
girl 2- you are definitely thinking about Alex.
girl 2- you are definitely thinking about Alex.
by 🌻_aria_🌻 February 29, 2020
Get the Alexmug. 
Very cool and awesome person. Tries being scary but everyone around keeps telling them how cute they are. Talks like they are in a Shakespeare play sometimes but doesn't know what half the words mean. They will take over the world one day. Weird person. Has trouble making friends but will be aggressively clingy to the few that put up with them. Very loud and dramatic. Doesn't know when to stop. Hides most negative emotions behind anger.
Person: Hi Alex.
Alex: You foolish mortal, you dare speak in my presence, I will strike you down when I inevitably reign supreme over this world.
Person: Okay then.
Alex: You foolish mortal, you dare speak in my presence, I will strike you down when I inevitably reign supreme over this world.
Person: Okay then.
by GhostInYourPhone February 5, 2023
Get the Alexmug. by cianisafag March 7, 2018
Get the alex parsonsmug. 