FUCK MY LIFE!!!!

you say this when something you thought is going to happen doesnt or it fucks ur plans up.

or when your hearing info u say it

Tyler:hey brad you want to stay the night tomorrow?

brad: sorry already have plans
tyler: fuck my life!!!!
brad:lol
tyler: lol ikr?
theres an exaple or

i go to the doctor and they say if i run or do physical activity my lungs will bleed cuz of blood vesels i popped. so they say u cant to it or theyll bleed and im like well fuck my life... there you go now go spread that like aids :

by GOD OF FUCK MY LIFEEEEE October 29, 2009

quarter life crisis

From the John Mayer song "Why Georgia"
"Might be a quarter life crisis"

n.
the moment you realize you are a quarter of a century old.

A: Dude, you're oooold.
B: I'm only 25.
A: That's a quarter of a century.
B: What? What?! Ack!

by Sweet Georgia Peach May 12, 2004

quit at life

To tell someone, usualy in a joking manner that they did something wrong.

Dude 1: Ha,ha remember last night on family guy when peter farted.

Girlfriend: Oh my god that was so funny!

Dude 2: Oh yeah that was episode 84!

Dude 1: Wow, quit at life.

by WatANerd December 21, 2008

Imagine having a life

Not having a life like everyone elses because they are a simp to every girl

Chelsea couldnt Imagine having a life because she steals boyfreinds

by hiilikepeanutdoodleshrines February 9, 2021

Millennial Life Crisis

A millennial life crisis is when a youngster realises that the oldies really did send the environment down the whazoo. And no matter being a tree planting square, you always know the cool kids at school will not invite you to the milkbar after class.

Guy 1: I swear im going through a millennial life crisis.
Guy2: Yup dem boomers did it.

by Old Mate Dan's Mate. September 20, 2019

Got Life Twisted

You have the situation messed up.

"You know you was messing with that crazy girl" ........ "Man you (got life twisted).

by Atl Dictionary June 11, 2006

tuck in your life

v.
it is an insult commonly used in private schools, especially private schools with a dress code.

it basically means clean up your life, or it is just a witty insult after told to fix your own dress code.

Bob: "Tuck in your shirt!"
Jim: "Tuck in your life!"
Steve: Zing

by renhwaub February 22, 2011