I saw Wes's bike in the shop the other day, he really J- Lo'ed that chainring.
Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.
Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.
by The King76 September 30, 2011

Describing a campaign or prosecution so bent on showing the world how wicked a person is as to presume that termination justifies any means up to and including martyring... and then cry foul when it backfires.
by Zappin' Nap August 14, 2024

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia
by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025

The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for
A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated
Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh
Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not
Get yourself a ken-j not mine though
A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated
Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh
Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not
Get yourself a ken-j not mine though
"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "
by Luna_0w0 May 28, 2021

by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022

P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever
J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.
by MONEY STEALER June 10, 2023

A nickname given to a wealthy & disengaged co-worker, who generally does not need the income from his job, but rather remains employed to meet a stipulation in his Trust-fund.
In most cases the J-Dix does not engage with coworkers, has quirks about him, and spends as little time doing work as possible.
In most cases the J-Dix does not engage with coworkers, has quirks about him, and spends as little time doing work as possible.
Worker 1: J-dix rolled in at 10:30 today..
Worker 2: He told me his house was robbed at lunch and left to sort things out.
Worker 1: I just checked snapchat he is jet skiing at his beach house.
Worker 2: How does he not get fired?
Worker 2: He told me his house was robbed at lunch and left to sort things out.
Worker 1: I just checked snapchat he is jet skiing at his beach house.
Worker 2: How does he not get fired?
by Dubs Dix July 19, 2018
