The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.
Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!
by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014
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Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!
"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!
"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"
by Charlie_p0g April 27, 2023
Get the expressing yourself mug.chad realized he really was worth nothing in this world, so he gorsitched himself
you suck, just gorsitch yourself
you suck, just gorsitch yourself
by gormdog March 13, 2010
Get the gorsitch yourself mug.by Monkeywithanaxe January 31, 2017
Get the drill yourself mug.Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.
" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016
Get the Invest in yourself mug.A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.
Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
by WatcherMark January 14, 2019
Get the Walking in on yourself mug.A person who likes creating things from materials himself/herself (often watching video tutorials on the Internet).
It is a well-established store patronized by many of carpenters, the interior-designers and the do-it-yourselfers.
by juliaushka March 19, 2017
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