Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.

Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.

by Skidgod August 26, 2019

geek wound

Cuts you get on your fingers when working inside a computer.

Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?

Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!

by broc119 April 25, 2010

Wound to spring

When there is built up potential energy on the verge of becoming kinetic.

Don't mess with him today, he's "wound to spring".

by TheAmericanVerb June 12, 2022

Wound Care-ist

A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds

Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.

by vasking November 26, 2009

Wounded Lama

Extremely slow gawky runner.

As in he has the grace and speed of a WOUNDED LAMA.

by Dink Spacey August 25, 2010

Wounded Soldier

when you are getting handjob, head, banging a girl, then right when your about to bust you pull out, push her face first to the ground, and blow your load on the back of her knee!! Then you SCREAM "WOUNDED SOLDIER"

I got hammered, and my buddy and I wounded soldiered that wonderful young ladyBritt.

by BRAW HOUSE August 2, 2008

Ass Wound

Exactly what it sounds like. a boo boo on ur ass

YOU ASS WOUND

by cherylikesnuggets November 18, 2018