Single Wound

A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.

Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.

by Skidgod August 26, 2019

geek wound

Cuts you get on your fingers when working inside a computer.

Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?

Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!

by broc119 April 25, 2010

Wounded Soldier

when you are getting handjob, head, banging a girl, then right when your about to bust you pull out, push her face first to the ground, and blow your load on the back of her knee!! Then you SCREAM "WOUNDED SOLDIER"

I got hammered, and my buddy and I wounded soldiered that wonderful young ladyBritt.

by BRAW HOUSE August 2, 2008

Wounded Lama

Extremely slow gawky runner.

As in he has the grace and speed of a WOUNDED LAMA.

by Dink Spacey August 25, 2010

wasted and wounded

Bam Margera

I can't believe they didn't let me onto Jackass 4, I feel so wasted and wounded.

by king_D_ February 27, 2021

hatchet wounde

A girls vagina that is so gross it looks so gross like a hatchet wounde. similar to something from chainsaw massacre.

she was hot, but her vagina looked like a hatchet wounde.

by green starfish June 5, 2010

Wounded soldier

When you are getting a handjob, blowjob, or have sex and right when you are about to blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier…

Jessica worked her magic and then I turned her into a wounded soldier.

by ammi902 August 5, 2022