Wibble wobble KFC

What my religion teacher tells me not to write in my essays!

"whatever you write, don't write wibble wobble KFC"

by McCartneyChalamet February 4, 2024

wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.

Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"

by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024

The Wibble Wobble

A certain dance a drunk guy does at a bar when he wants to get the attention of a sober female. Usually this dance does not work.

Look at that guy! This rockin’ the wibble wobble!

by LittleRune April 10, 2020

Cock wobbled

An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right

That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...

by PB W2 February 7, 2017

Squobbie wobble

When you are from Britain and you walk in in your 8472627374 year old hag of a grandma eating tea and crumpets through her wrinkly dinkly asshole

Harry styles: *walks in on grandma styles* *british accent activated* oi granny, lemme join ye squobbie wobble and have ye tickle me pickle yea? *becomes Queen Elizabeth styles*

by Bamhurger March 26, 2022

Grabba Wobble

That dizzy feeling you get when the blunt has too much grabba.

Yo, you put mad grabba in that. I got the grabba wobble.

by The Grabba Wobbler August 24, 2025