You: Guy on me
Friend: I'm coming bro
*You shoot the pump*
You: 3 DAMAGE *you procceed to say why the game is shite, but just start up another round"
Friend: I'm coming bro
*You shoot the pump*
You: 3 DAMAGE *you procceed to say why the game is shite, but just start up another round"
by IsYaBoii August 7, 2018
Get the 3 damagemug. 1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.
2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.
3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.
3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.
2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.
3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.
3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
by stormychild March 23, 2016
Get the Splash Damagemug. by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017
Get the autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged spongemug. by Pycode January 8, 2023
Get the Emotional Damagemug. When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.
Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025
Get the Check Damage Blockedmug. The boy that is Superior to all. The boy that no one approves of and will probably hurt you. But your dumbass has read to many wattpad stories
When your friends ask a boy if he’s damaged because you told them you like damaged blonde boys
Damaged boy
Damaged boy
by Damagedgirl November 11, 2020
Get the damaged boymug. "You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damagemug.