wii-tard

A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.

My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.

wii-tard by going fishin July 9, 2009

Wii-J 

the act of receiving a sexual favor, most notably a blow job while playing the Nintendo Wii.

See that girl over there, she gives a great Wii-J.

Wii-J by KevinOwen November 30, 2009

wii-tard

A select few players from whom it was their own damm fault from receiving any injury resulting from playing Nintendo's newest gaming system, the Wii.

A wii-tard named smith broke his arm by swinging to hard playing baseball.

wii-tard by Dee-de-de December 22, 2006

wii wound 

When you get injured or injure someone else while playing the nintendo wii.

I gave bill a wicked wii wound when I hit him in the head with the remote while hitting a tennis ball.

I blew out my shoulder playing baseball it is my worst wii wound.

wii wound by zenchaos June 23, 2008

wii-tv

a brand new flat screen that you just got for your new wii... that has a big ass crack in the middle becuase the safety strap broke.

@#$% my wii-tv

wii-tv by tennismenice October 23, 2008

wii Thursdays

noun - the one night a week that the playing off Wii is nessecary and preferably with friends/accquaintances provided that they do not stand you up, pronounced in a Mexican accent similar to the "chicken Thursdays" on the old el paso commerical

Robert is very sad that he missed out on Wii Thursdays.

wii Thursdays by rauhamor June 7, 2010

Wii Tranny 

Gaming avatar that is meant to be a man but looks like a woman.

Your wii tranny looks like Halle Berry with facial hair. You are creeping me out. P

Wii Tranny by Bukkakabot February 22, 2011