someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.
by shedevil666 December 28, 2016
by HovnoHovno February 18, 2017
A woman who is married to someone who works on the pipeline. Most of the time they can be found in their natural habitat of their home or their recreational vehicle They are either taking care of kids or harassing people on the internet. Some are even talented enough to do both.
Most found their husbands by being a row hoe and others just by being a hoe. Some were lucky enough to find him before he worked on the Pipeline.
Some Pipeline Wives are supportive of their husbands and other Pipeliner’s and others just want to bring the entire industry down.
A smart Pipeline wife keeps her social media profiles secret so no one can find their husbands. However most don’t. That leaves an opening for other row hoes to contact their husbands when the wives are being bitchy.
Most found their husbands by being a row hoe and others just by being a hoe. Some were lucky enough to find him before he worked on the Pipeline.
Some Pipeline Wives are supportive of their husbands and other Pipeliner’s and others just want to bring the entire industry down.
A smart Pipeline wife keeps her social media profiles secret so no one can find their husbands. However most don’t. That leaves an opening for other row hoes to contact their husbands when the wives are being bitchy.
That Pipeline wife sits on her big booty all day eating bon bons and judging others she knows nothing about.
by Oldschoolpipeliner July 26, 2019
A trope commonly found in harem-novels, as coined by translations of Chinese novel "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" by Mòxiāng Tóngxiù. Describes common plot devices that force women around the protagonist to fall into his arms (and bed).
I can't stand this novel, the amount of convenient wife plots lying around is insane! The fauna of each village can't ALL be aphrodisiacs!
by MarionB December 23, 2022
A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
by Seshwife1000 July 03, 2018
by arakc August 10, 2011
A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017