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Rusted Mud Whistle 

A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.
After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.
Rusted Mud Whistle by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

Cheese-Whistle 

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!

douche whistle 

(noun) A vape pen
Check out that guy sucking on his douche whistle and blowing clouds of steam everywhere... Hey Thomas the Tank Engine! We get it, you vape!
douche whistle by LthrBear December 29, 2016

douche whistle 

the sound a douche makes. also used as an insult.
chris was a real douche whistle for not treating his girlfriend better
douche whistle by Steven Deatherage December 20, 2006

blood whistle 

Whistle that sounds like suwoop
Nigga 1: Where all da bloods?
Nigga 2: Hol up, blood whistle
(Niggas begin approaching)
blood whistle by basedcock April 13, 2014

a pool whistle

when a sexy women farts in a hot tub or pool
i was mackin this bitch in the hot tub and out of no where she busted a pool whistle.
a pool whistle by stefan hoza June 27, 2003