Weebie

Term used to describe your kid instead of baby

Awww, look at the lil weebie....

by crackadoodie4 November 15, 2010

Weeaboo

An over exaggerated term used to describe people who are obsessed with Japan's culture. The term is now used to call out people who acknowledge the fact that Japan exists.

"I like Japan"
"You're such a cringy weeaboo kys"

by BrosifJoseph June 27, 2017

weeaboo

A unknown creature whom has the ability to preform such exquisite tasks unlike any other homo sapiens. The weeaboo is a very rare and endangered species that can be found under smooth rocks in the spotted lake in British Columbia. The weeaboo is nocturnal and hunts for their favorite prey; dragon flies, strictly during the night. Although on March 15 weeaboos spread out their beautiful wings and fly to the ruins of the Twin Towers where they'll asexually reproduce and create beautiful offspring, whom are called weeabooettes. Then when they have finished, and the last drops of sprem as been emptied from within the male weeaboo's penis it will shrivel up and disintegrate leaving no trace behind them. The weeabooettes will then fly back to the British Columbia where they will then rebuild the village in which their parents and ancestors before the once lived.

Son: father lick my balls, for the weeaboos have arrived!
Father: Indeed my son

by abenl02 May 10, 2018

Weeaboo

A person so obsessed with Japanese culture to the point that they denounce their own and do everything they can to be Japanese. Keep in mind, people can watch anime, have a genuine interest in the Japanese language and appreciate the culture without being full on unhygienic weaboos.

Most obsessions arise through the first or second anime through weak willed humans. Symptoms include loss of rational thought, slurred speech, permanent virginity, poverty after the stack of body pillows/katanas the patient buys, odor.

Our society is generally well protected by the Weaboo Protection Task Force, a military unit tasked with the number one priority of weaboo elimination.

WPTF Officer: Excuse me sir, mind if I ask you a few questions?

Weaboo: Uh.. sure?

WPTF Officer: What is your favourite colour?

Weaboo: I sort've like the colour gree-

WPTF Officer: WEEABOO! KILL THE FUCKING BASTARD!

Ah, WPTF enforcers are the world's finest detectives.

by Dat1guy69 August 30, 2015

Fucking weeb

An attempt from non-weebs to offend a weeb for the weeb to feel proud and complemented.

John(in an aggressive tone): ''Jim, you fucking weeb''
Jim: ''Thanks bro''

by Gaming Huskey January 4, 2021

Weebl & Bob

Cool lil dudes who are funny. They cleverly use slang words for other words e.g LO! {hello}.
he he he he he they make me laugh!

Weebl & Bob madde my ro piss his pants laughing

by Stacie July 26, 2004

Weebing One Out

The phrase one would use when they are jacking off to hentai

"Dude, what kind of porn are you watching - I don't understand a word they're saying?!"
"Oh man, I'm just weebing one out"
"I see, you're watching some hentai - you're such an otaku

by SkullCandyy May 24, 2016