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Go Walmart

Going Walmart on someone is what happens when a normally classy and put-together person gets to such a level of anger and/or annoyance at someone or something that they go off on the person/object and act in a manner that might be associated with the average white trash clientele of your average California Walmart.
She pissed me off so badly that I had to Go WalMart on her in front of everyone and called her a raging cunt and told her to fuck off.

My boyfriend was being such a jack-ass that I had to Go WalMart on him in the middle of the restaurant.

I'm about to Go WalMart on this crappy computer and beat the shit out of it if it doesn't start functioning correctly.
by Skipper7 March 10, 2011
mugGet the Go Walmartmug.

walmart chicken

A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.
customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?

Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021
mugGet the walmart chickenmug.

walmart bag

the 4 genders: boy, girl, non binary, and WALMART BAG!!!!111!
HOW DARE U CALL ME A BOY, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG!
hey you, person(boy, girl, non binary) do 10000 + 1000
the person: NO, THAT IS RUDE TO CALL ME A (boy, girl, non binary) PERSON, I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG
by walmart_bag November 2, 2023
mugGet the walmart bagmug.

Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around in her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022
mugGet the Walmart Cuntmug.

walmart shenanigans

Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.
Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun
by boaz274 December 18, 2017
mugGet the walmart shenanigansmug.

Walmart Hoe

Someone who thinks she is the main bitch when actually she looks like the Walmart check out lady
The girl over there buying that lace bra is a Walmart Hoe, she thinks she's hot shit but the frozen chicken at Walmart is hotter
by BiQueen October 2, 2016
mugGet the Walmart Hoemug.

Walmart boy

An iconic yodelling little boy singing in Walmart who’s better than Beyoncé
Do the Walmart boy
by Wolfgrrr May 24, 2018
mugGet the Walmart boymug.

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