You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.

Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"

by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023

Virtual Airflow

Software generated airflow not physically existing but made to appear real.

I love Virtual Airflow.
Virtual airflow is awesome.

by Logi70 January 23, 2020

Virtual Photo Tag

Tagging someone who is not in a picture so that they will see it

"I am going to do a virtual photo tag on this pic from the family reunion so my cousin can see it since he wasn't there that day."

by kasishuru April 8, 2012

virtual unreality

Disorientation when all normal human activity had been re-routed through computers.

Working from home, shopping from home, seeing other people only through skype and facetime, they felt a virtual unreality no one had predicted.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

virtually laid

Something oscar likes to talk about

Hey beby want to get virtually laid

by Extremmelelelelel December 31, 2013

Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.

After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.

by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020