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ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night
person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom
by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

yo bro wyd?”
“ur mom
by sierraig July 19, 2021
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ur mom

by andie :)) February 12, 2022
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ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.
jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-
by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

Ur mom

Your enemy: your (ugly,fat, wierd, crazy,etc.)
You: yeah so is ur mom
by Liliana.the_fea September 22, 2019
mugGet the Ur mommug.

ur cousin

some one your friend sleeps with or a come back to literally any thing
you:i just ate pizza
me:i just ate your cousin
by Unknown_Entity November 11, 2018
mugGet the ur cousinmug.

UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022
mugGet the UR MOMmug.

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