ur mom

it's very clear. it's your mom-

yooo ur mom is hot

damn i want ur mom to rail me!

by urmom'ssneakylink December 2, 2021

UR MOM

UR MOM IS UR MOM, DID YOU KNOW THAT?

UR MOM is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

by AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO February 2, 2022

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022

Ur Face

Can be traced back to the 1860s. An extremely derogatory term used to project your privilege on others. It's also used as a slur to minorities and has driven many to insanity over the weight of the term.

Lady: Please ma'am can I have a single quarter. You took the rest of my money from me and my child is sick

Horrible human being: ur face is sick you dirty monkey.

Horrible person: Ur face

President: I will use all my power to give you the death penalty

by Zabej March 12, 2023

ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 17, 2022

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021