Really get screwed hard. Not only receiving the fist but that is followed by a slow and horrible twist.
by madmanmarx October 11, 2007
1. When a jewish guy puts his giant jew nose in a woman's orifice and then twists her nipples while they both scream yiddish phrases like "mazel tov" and "shalom."
2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.
2. Same as above, but replace Jew nose with a menorah.
Sammie: Hey, Caitlin, how was your date with Mr. Goldstein last night?
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.
Caitlin: It was the best lay EVER! He gave me the jew twist and a cleveland steamer!
Sammie: I'm going to go vomit now.
by The New Lizard King July 23, 2010
A person who refuses to acknowledge the inferior nature of Apple's over hyped, over priced devices, such as the I-Phone, I-Touch, or I-Pad. The following mental disorder is the result of untreated "I-Phone Effect". The "twisted apple" will usually have a McJob, such as Starbacks, or work part-time as para-legal.They will constantly brag and boast that their I-Phone is the best thing after sliced bread. They will try to impress you with the GPS navigation on the I-Phone, but they never learn how to use it. They also obess on Steve Job's and will masturbate to his podcast's.
Ricky: Hey Britt, can you use your GPS navigation and get us directions to the Snoop Dogg concert. His concert is in Santa Ana, at the Galaxy Theater.
Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.
(58 minutes later)
Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?
Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.
Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).
Britt: Sure, this GPS shit is idiot proof. A monkey can even operate this shit.
(58 minutes later)
Ricky: Hey Britt, are we lost? How come we are entering into Huntington Park?
Britt: (Valley girl accent) OMFG! This blueberry blunt you rolled got me so blown. I havent figured out how to use this GPS(giggles). OMG, the Apple salesmen made it look so simple in the MAC mall store. Let me call tech support.
Ricky: Britt, you are a I-Hole. I should have known you were a "twisted apple". (pulls out a Thomas Guide instead).
by tr353r February 01, 2010
by sayonaura April 21, 2004
To smoke methamphetamine from a pizzo, and "twist" the pipe at a "10-2" angle so the glass heats evenly, and in order to avoid burning the substance as it melts into the pipe.
by Methedrineus of Twakistan September 11, 2004
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