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girlfriend treatment

When a masseuse cuddles with you, usually in an Asian parlor, beyond the call of duty. As requested by you and for a nominal fee.
Receiving a girlfriend treatment from a foreign gal, at your convenience, is in the long run cheaper.
by grodz77 April 25, 2011
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royal treatment

(n.) the "royal treatment" describes a sexual encounter in which one man is being fellated by two or more women, esp. if the women are kissing one another while tonguing the member.
Holy shit, those two girls I brought home gave me the royal treatment last night!
by Chagrin94 September 6, 2005
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the bag treatment

when a girl has a really ugly face but a nice body, you put a bag over her head so you can only see the good stuff.
ohhhhhhhh dear, good job i brought this bag, bring those sweet legs on over here!
by andarrrrrrrrrrrrrrs January 22, 2004
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the cold blanket treatment

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.
“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”
by lord geebz February 28, 2020
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tourist treatment

When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your home town soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.
"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."
by buks August 30, 2008
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TP Treatment

Means "Tight Pussy"

Like the Too Short lyric- Boy you never had that tp treatment.
Man, last night I finally got some tp treatment.
by Loves tp treatment September 25, 2018
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Johnson Treatment

Named after the pursuassive technique used by Lyndon B. Johnson. A Johnson Treatment is a handjob provided by a person or the opposite or same sex. Generally used while texting.
Yea i gave him the Johnson Treatment, but he didnt seem to enjoy it.
by Sir Walter Prescott January 11, 2010
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