Tristan

Tristan is a asshole and you never wanna be friends with him or have him as a boyfriend cause he is a puppy dog and will follow you around everywhere DONT DATE A TRISTAN . He will always pick on your flaws and will make fun of you he is very very very annoying and mean and uglyyyyy affffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl1: Ew is Tristan boyfriend

Girl 2: yeahhh I love him
Girl1: ew gross dump in while you can he’s ugly and mean

Girl2: okay I’ll dump his ugly ass!!

by Zopheyq November 29, 2018

Tristan

The best guy you will ever meet. A hilarious man who is slightly sensitive and a pushover.

Person:Tristan is so cool
Person 2:No he is funny but a pushover

by TaktikalGamingYT December 4, 2018

Tristan

Tristan is an asshole. He doesn’t get enough sleep at night. He has a huge unhealthy addiction to Chick-fil-A. His diet consists of all unhealthy things that no normal person could live off of. He probably is going to get diabetes before the age of 25.

Oh, who snapchatted you?

Tristan
Gross.

by JS57 December 4, 2018

Tristan

hyprocritical douche bag that’ll break your heart and believe all the bull shit your “best friend” tells him also a player & no not just hockey

“Wow Tristan is such an ass”
“I know did u see what he did to SP, unbelievable and such a hypocrite”

by anonymous1001234 December 8, 2018

tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.

Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky

by joIJD December 11, 2018

Tristan

A Jew whomst gang gangs everyday, blows smoke like fog machine and flexes on niggas with a beat of Timb wallet

"Is that THE nigga Tristan?"
"Hell yeah gang shit"

by ThatNiggaGangShit April 18, 2018

tristan carman

Huge stupid dummy In the world that doesn’t listen and all he does is make cringe YouTube videos

Tristan carman has cringe fest youtube videos

by Orange// reese October 22, 2018