Crackhead Cookie

-noun

1. Puddles of fecal matter left in the streets by crack users, which once dried resemble a cookie.

Shit I almost stepped on that crackhead cookie

by dubsasina July 31, 2011

Crackhead Bob

1. Ulgy, shit-talking ho who smells like mildew.
2. The biggest MARK ever
Sometimes known as "Crackhead Gooch," "Crackhead," or "Megan"

ZLC: Ay, Crackhead Bob came over the other night.
Deep: Dude, that trick is FILTHY. I hope you didn't let her in.
ZLC: Never, I made her stay outside while I spit at her friends.

by MARKKKKKKKKKkk July 7, 2004

Crackhead energy

something dumbass girls say to put on there private story to try to be quirky but end up makeing a fool of them selves

Random girl does something anyyoing
Random girl: omg I have crackhead energy
Everyone: No you don't crackhead energy your just being fucking anyyoing and makeing a fool out of your selves

by The "milk" your dad is getting June 15, 2020

delicious trackpad

A trackpad which, like most trackpads, is very infrequently cleaned. The average trackpad has more harmful bacteria on it than the average cubic foot of landfill mass.

It is a delicious trackpad. You must lick it.

by pjskeleton October 3, 2011

crackheadmuthafucka

See: Lifeguard and/or Steven Alimaris

crackheadmuthafucka's is rumplechillskin

by D-Block August 24, 2003

crackhead

A person who likes/ loves to take drugs.

Jay: guess what man?
Rich: what?
Jay: I took some pills last night and I'm still feeling it.
Rich: damn son, you're such a "crackhead."

by KiD January 18, 2004

Crackhead Sandwhich

A sandwhich with massive amounts of peppered meat.

Son: Mom can you make me a crackhead sandwhich

Mom: Shut fuck up little bastard

by Bum killaz 101 April 10, 2009