autistic tomato

A disabled gay who everyone mistakes for a hetero.

Dude your such a autistic tomato

by Dontnotuseyourrealname August 7, 2017

tomato bread

A derogatory term for a pizza

"Mofo I ordered a kebab pizza and all I got was tomato bread and dog meat!"

"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."

by cass February 3, 2005

tomatoe dragon

An invisible Dragon,that smells like tomatoes. The tomatoe dragon also has the capibility of biting off heads.

My tomatoe dragon was just eating some white rice.

by Becky Blueface May 8, 2007

Tomato Face

A small year 7/11 year old, preferably a girl, who often has a red face from running from one lesson to another
They may also have a funny look in their eye and a ginormous backpack or handbag.

A: Did you see that girl? She's running from here to the Science Department.

B: Pffff. Tomato Face, right?

*They Laugh*

by GazzyW May 6, 2010

tomato slayer

A tomato slayer is a guy who prefers to have sex while his girlfriend/wife is on her period.

John loves to do it while his wife is on the rag, he is a tomato slayer.

by kizzy lynch October 29, 2006

Ass tomato

When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.

The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

holy tomatoes

a term used by some freaky bitch julie.

hey mom do u think i can have some money *drops smoke* HOLY TOMATOES!

by fredgates March 22, 2005