Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007

Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.

Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO

by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012

Pork Eye

When you accidentally get Pork in your eye during a morning show. Originated on Good Mythical Morning and Stevie is wrong.

You wanna get pork eye, not pink eye.

by djKENTO April 17, 2023

Pork hop

An underdone pork chop that is threatening to hop off ones plate

Those things are so raw I think they should should be called pork hops!

by Jack Epstein September 25, 2014

pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016

Pork-lung

The cough one gets whilst performing the action of deep throating a little too intensely.

*garble garble garble, cough cough, garble garble* "Oh man, she's totally pork-lunging me."

"Stop that! Your giving me pork-lung."

"Oh man, I think I pork-lunged too hard the other night."

"Pardon me, excuse me, I think I may be developing a case of some rough pork-lung."

"Oh that guy is such a pork-lunger."

"I gave that bitch some nice ass pork-lung last night."

by the master porker November 28, 2012

Pork Faggot

A person who is overweight or obese who is also a member of the LGBT community.

Person 1: _____ is a pork faggot. He is fat and gay.

by anonymous February 27, 2023