When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.
you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010
A way to describe an individual who is thought to have untamed pubic hair and/or rather rank testicles.
by Teethsharts February 18, 2022
To engage in sexual intercourse.
My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.
by Pete Ohia November 06, 2006
Slang for the abdominal discomfort and endless putrid flatulence that results from eating too many nuts.
What’s up with this nut gut?
by Dr Bunnygirl January 17, 2020
Ladies love the taste of my nut nog.
I sprayed my nut nog all over her face.
She swallowed down my nut nog.
I sprayed my nut nog all over her face.
She swallowed down my nut nog.
by Sheiko Schilling June 22, 2008
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
Also known as a reverse Wedgie or Grundie. When you get your underwear pulled up in the front so hard that it cuts off the circulation to your ball sack and hurts.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
Or if your a woman it splits your Camel Toe in half.
After Jesse's next beer he is going to pass out. Then lets give him a "Nut Snuggie" when he's laying on his back. It'll split his balls in half and probably give him rug burn on his nut sack.
by SassyJax01 January 20, 2012