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Wild Horse

An amazing woman with beautiful hips, that makes a man feel like a wild beast. She is a keeper, but almost impossible to tame and to tie down. She has the tendency to break hearts, but it's only because shes hard too control. She loves with all here heart and restores faith and men once she gone. Biggest sweetheart you will ever find. Most men won't rise to the challenge to get her back while others won't stop in till they lose everything.
Only a real man can tame a wild horse.
That wild horse broke my heart, she was the best ride of my life.
Before I knew it the wild horse was gone.
by Kenneth Read June 8, 2013
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tasty horse

the act of one being tasty enough for a child's mouth, a person who is over excited, or just a very yummy horse.
"Man, Ty Seawright is a tasty horse today!"
by ashley1234567 December 9, 2021
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Nokian Horse

Modern alternative for the phrase "Trojan Horse".

Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
by Alantras September 20, 2013
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Horse Semen

A gunky substance that tastes of porridge
Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
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Get on that horse

To do something that needs to be done. An obvious opportunity that due to stupidity, laziness, or lack of awareness has gone unexploited.
That bangin' chick keeps asking about you. You better get on that horse.

I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.
by bhffs January 7, 2011
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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.
Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.
by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018
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