Little, tiny poop particles flying out of your ass at supersonic speeds, therefore creating a minature sonic boom.
by thevictor13 September 26, 2008
Get the Fartmug. A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !
Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...
by spectre97 January 27, 2014
Get the fartmug. A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.
Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me
Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?
by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014
Get the Fartmug. 1. The best feeling in the world once you let it out.
2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.
2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.
Anthony: (fart)
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted
2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted
2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again
by IMNOTVERYCREATIVEBITCHES April 28, 2013
Get the fartmug. There are many different types
The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
The Leaky Pipe: When gas slowly oozes out your crack, and a low hissing sound is audible.
The Fake: A toot that has no odor.
Perfume: A fart that smells good. Very rare.
Wet Gas: When pieces of shit prom your previous diarrhea come out with your gas.
Steam: Made when in a cold place. Results is a visible gas seen erupting from the butt.
by Shazamalam November 21, 2013
Get the Fartmug. 
