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chicken

what they call cops in France.
the damn chickens are gonna get you!!!
by short1 July 25, 2004
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Almond Chicken

Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.
Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"
by sammykaz April 1, 2009
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top chicken

"Chickens will peck peck peck until they've worked out who's top chicken, but do you know who's really top chicken? We're top chicken."
by Quicksand2202 December 31, 2016
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chicken slacks

A misheard lyric in the Sam Cooke song Twisting The Night Away.
"He's dancin' with the chicken slacks"

the actual lyric is:

"He's dancin' with the chick in slacks"

Back in the early 60s it was unusual to find a woman wearing pants at a social event - usually women wore skirts or dresses.
by Pops22 May 30, 2008
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chicken selects

McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.
(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."
by Nick D December 7, 2004
mugGet the chicken selectsmug.

chicken

Once you have chicken, you get not more gravy.
by Cuddles May 13, 2005
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Plastic Chicken

What my mom gets when she thinks shes saving money by buying a 1 dollar box of chicken.
"I send you out for one simple thing and you go and buy me some plastic chicken?"
by PlasticChicken January 24, 2010
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