Tired Cossack

Tired Cossack is a guy with an album coming out December 3rd call Hocus Pocus. He spans different genres and celebrates Slavic superstitions

Damn I gotta listen to that new Tired Cossack

by Stivpalace November 23, 2021

Fat Tired

When you eat such a large quantity of food that you dont want to do anything that takes effort

After I came home from the buffet I was fat Tired

by Overthinkingit September 20, 2017

tire pusher

a lesbian

see that girl over that, the one wearing a flannel? she's such a tire pusher. i bet she loves kissing other girls.

by Las Vegas September 8, 2022

The Great Tire

One of the 7 creators of Tyrxze

This one of the 7 Great Tire Creators.

Tires: I am The Great Tire

Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you

Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

backup tire

When a person has plans with someone else but makes plans with another in case the original plans don't work out

Christian wanted to go to the movies with Shelbee, but he has plans with mistie the backup tire

by VagtasticDaddy March 26, 2017

spare tire

the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires

Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...

by OPPuknoMe May 16, 2007

wet tire

Urinating on the tire of someone's horseless carriage.

"Hey, Matt, if I get to the lot before you, I'm going to wet tire your car!"

by Nips O'Herlihy December 1, 2005