happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

Ticks

A name almost always for human females who do not, and I repeat, do not believe in rituals.

Hey, did you see whether Ticks' has brought pistachios or not?

by justGetMeTheFuckin'Soaps June 8, 2022

rickety tick

(RI-KET-II TIK)
Post colonial Australian slang.
Exclamation of an undesirable action or outcome.

“Sorry I don’t have any change for that; rickety tick!”
“I’m not going to rickety tick today!”
“I hope this doesn’t end up all rickety ticky!”

by SE Hobart language school September 13, 2023

TICK

(n) Acronym for "Trump Indoctrinated Clueless Kook". A parasitic induvial who draws strength by sucking away the democratic principles of their host country.

The United States is currently suffering from a TICK infection.

by PixrKryten May 26, 2025

Texan Tick-Tock

When a guy cums in a girls ass, then sucks it out and spits it into her mouth. She then spits it into his ass to finish

"Oh yeh she's real dirty. She even did a texan tick-tock last night!"

by Big_Kinky_Boy October 20, 2016

Tick

An insult handcrafted for extremely annoying, obsessive poeple that are just... Always there.

They never leave anyone alone. And they will do anything to receive attention.

"Im gonna go to the store man, see ya in a bit."
"No! Dont go yet, stay a bit more.."
"You're such a tick sometimes man."

by FryMan9000 September 8, 2023