gooma-zay-guam Thursday

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.

We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010

Thursday Moment

A happy great or romantic moment, used to confuse people who don’t deserve context.

That’s a Thursday moment

by TSK007 March 24, 2023

Tits out Thursday

When you simply free your tits on a Thursday, let them breathe bitch.

let them breathe, Its Tits out Thursday

by vomitkitten88 July 20, 2022

Giraffe sock thursday

It’s not a thing

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018

Thankless-Thursday

Thanksgiving and walmart expects you to leave the turkey on the table to go stand in line for the tv your kid wants from Santa!

Man, forget black Friday... I just stood in line for 4 hours at Walmart for Thankless-Thursday to buy a tv because walmart decided I shouldn't eat my turkey! Happy Thanksgiving to me!

by Cheezhedgirl January 12, 2020

thursday bitch

A girl you on fuck on a Thursday

It’s not Thursday, why is my Thursday bitch calling

by TheOGbigP November 2, 2018