gooma-zay-guam Thursday

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.

We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010

Thursday

That feeling when you're on top of your game and want it manifests physically.

Example 1:

It's a Big Dick Thursday.

Example 2:

Henrietta asks, "How goes it Hilda?"
Hilda replies, "I am Thursday as fuck over here."
"Fuck yes!" Heidi exclaims!
The group is merry and all are Thursday as fuck.

by theKOPE April 23, 2018

Thursday

Thursday is national goon to Calen Jackson Day

Hey it’s Thursday! Everyone goon to Calen Jackson!

by jacksonmaster March 12, 2025

Redemption Thursday

A Thursday night spent consuming alcohol with friends as to prove to them that your actions from the previous Thursday do not properly reflect your social well-being while under the influence.

"Abby will be attending a Redemption Thursday party tomorrow to make up for her poor demonstration of exhibiting alcohol tolerance last Thursday"

by Mr. 2 Shoes November 29, 2011

Tool Tank thirsty thursdays

When you go out on Thirsty Thursdays wearing your favorite Tool Tank.

mike: " Bro you going out for Tool Tank Thirsty Thursdays?"

jon: " already got mines on "

by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

Fat Thursday

not the last Thursday before the Christian season of Lent, but the day after Ash Wednesday and the first Friday of Lent, when you can eat meat again for a day before abstaining again the next day

Hooray! Now that Ash Wednesday is over, I'm going to hit the Chinese Buffet today while I can on Fat Thursday!

by anonymous February 15, 2024