wiggle testicles

when a man wiggles a mans testiicles

his testicles were rubbed so hard that it broke and it became wiggle testicles"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

testicles

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch

bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.

by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

Testicle

Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!

Just as he was about to cum, Jess squeezed Jake’s large testicles and ruined his orgasm.

by __Ari__ September 23, 2021

paw patrol testicle transplant

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!

Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.

by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025

testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017