by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch
bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.
by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

Highly sensitive, vulnerable, oval-shaped sex organs that men have between there legs. Testicles are meant to be kicked, slapped or squeezed!
by __Ari__ September 23, 2021

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.
paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.
It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!
paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.
It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!
Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?
Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.
Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses
Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had
Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight
Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight
by Fronk donk August 25, 2017
