Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
by T.Kazz January 13, 2019
Get the monk statusmug. noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.
Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.
What a status moment!
What a status moment!
by BenzoMay November 11, 2010
Get the Status Momentmug. by chathupoyi October 31, 2019
Get the hailey statusmug. Slang for old fashioned telephone. In the Deep South, when it rang, a servant would pick up the receiver and say hello, isdatyou?
by Forresttrump April 19, 2017
Get the hello statuemug. When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 13, 2011
Get the status diarrheamug. A beautiful independent woman that has your back through anything and will always be honest with you.
They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.
They are very rare and very hard to find but if you do find one keep her because their the realest females you’ll ever meet in your life.
Term created by rapper Status Boy Shawn.
by -anonymous 23 September 3, 2019
Get the Status Girlmug. Lucy's status: "I love everything about you, from your head to your toes, you are my everything♥"
Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥
Sarah the Status Crasher: Love you too hun♥
by Graciebeebee123 October 19, 2010
Get the Status Crashermug.