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callum shannnon is when you strog your self voilently and scream ayy yooo while you do it
i callum shannon all over jack mathew
by hamish barren August 18, 2024
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shannon

really hot and sexy, 6'10, bald, really athletic, gets all bitches, steals everyones boyfriends cause shes so fit
by superfuncat2323 March 22, 2023
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Shannon O’connor

Downbad mom who gets kids drunk and watches them fuck
Person 1: mrs O’Connor, don’t you think it’s weird how you like getting kids drunk and watching them fuck?
Shannon O’Connor: I like kids :)
by SeverinBruga October 16, 2021
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Shannon

An excellent health and pe teacher. Shannon is like a second mom for her students. She cares and loves to joke around with them.
person 1: oh there goes Shannon
person 2: oh dude Shannon’s the best
by soup1269 November 26, 2021
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Shannon

SHANNON- MY BFF
by Adrianazag October 28, 2021
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Shannon

My friend name is shannon
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
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