Secure boot

that pesky peice of shit in most computers that dont let you install windows 7

i'm trying to install windows 7 but secure boot is in the way

by loserwater May 22, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022

Canadian Security Intelligence Service

lego classified people lmfao

hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao

by Lego Classified September 8, 2022

ay boo what's your social security number

one and only XXXTENTACION comments on Kylie Jenner's old Instagram post of her on an adventure saying "ay boo what's your social security number"

Kylie Jenner post:

XXXTENTACION comments: ay boo what's your social security number

by Plootus February 2, 2024

F-Secure Time

The offset from actual time that F-Secure runs at.

F-Secure just told me it removed a virus 3 days ago. I guess F-Secure time is -3 day now.

by Bongilante October 30, 2011

National Security Bureau

The National Security Bureau is a fake law enforcement agency used in a ransomware called Endermach@Polyransom. The agency say that your computer happened to be blocked due to crimes such as pirating, as well as others. The agency demands you to pay an existing fine that costs $150 in a hard-to-trace cryptocurrency called bitcoin. On the possibility that you don't pay, you are going to lose everything, such as your files, programs, folders, etc.

The National Security Bureau is asking me for bitcoin.

by Breedbot December 31, 2022