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Poon Plans

Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.
"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."
by everybodywangchungtonight March 8, 2009
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danger poon

a girl who is under the legal age to have sex with. poon as in poonani
Terry: that girl is next level dutty
Ed: nah, she's serious danger poon
by Nat Gaskell January 23, 2009
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Poon Suaza

The most bad ass word ever created. Poon Suaza can mean anything you want. it all depends on how it is said. Poon Suaza can mean soming awesome or if you say it right It can mean somthing negitive. use it wisely. now get out there and poon suaza the world to hell!
Positive: So I saw this babe and she was the most poon suaza thing my ass has seen all day!

Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!
by Tad H. December 9, 2008
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Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.
Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!
by cuntniggerpoonblood December 9, 2008
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Poon Claw

An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.

Synonymous with a starving bearver.

Carried out through the act of "raking"
Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .
by Purplebeanmachine May 31, 2018
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Poon Brothers

When you and someone you know nail the same chick, you than become Poon Brothers.
Remember that skank you banged last week, well I boned her. We’re Poon Brothers now Bro.
by SteelReserve July 28, 2019
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Backside of the Poon

When you look at a ho from the back and see a little bit of pussy from the ass. And I’m not talking about the gardening tool.
When I told that bitch to make me some Chef Boyardee I couldn’t help but notice the backside of the poon.
by Yung poon November 25, 2017
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