A Piper is someone worthy of love. They may believe that they're a burden, annoying, or constantly need to put up a front. None of that is true, if your name is Piper and you're seeing this, hi! You're incredible. You've never been a burden, not one bit annoying, and you don't need to force yourself to be someone else just to make people happy. You're incredible and talented, you're loved by everyone around you, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Shout out to all the Pipers out there!!! I love you!
"Piper is so sweet, I'm so happy whenever they come online."
"Damn when are you two gonna start dating?"
"Damn when are you two gonna start dating?"
by eccentricities October 27, 2020
A phrase used to describe a person that has had enough of their current situation -- especially a situation that is much like a women's prison like Orange is the New Black (Netflix prison show) --- that is usually oppressive, degrading to women, and has a warden-like authority telling you to shut up. Piper in the show shows her dark side by starting fights and manipulating the system to get what she wants, e.g., getting a gang leader bitch cut or killed.
I'm sick of working at this place --- I get bad mouthed, bullied, shit on, and thrown under the bus every fucking day! I'm so ready to go piper on their ass! But the boss sits behind me (a.k.a. the baby sitter) and watches me every day so I guess I've got to be careful...
by Cnlefae May 14, 2017
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
by Himmmy February 07, 2024
by AdrianR42 June 27, 2022
Piper girls are girls that want to save turtles but don't have metal straw and has nails done also wears scrunchies on ankle and truly believe she is one of a kind with either messy bun or half up half down hair
by Messy bun 190 July 29, 2019