eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after
I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake
by Kancerkings November 16, 2016
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Geordie Handshake

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.
Oi, Let me give you a good ol' geordie handshake and let's grab a couple drinks yeh
by metal2210 March 25, 2019
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Uncle's Handshake

Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.
A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake...

B. Eek! Get away from me!
by Slamdance ninny slapfest June 29, 2009
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Norwegian handshake

1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.

2. Two Norwegians shaking hands
1.

Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*

Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*

*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*

Scott: See you later man!

Jim: You too!

2.

Norwegian Scott: HEY!

Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?

*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*
by AYearForPhil October 30, 2011
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Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.
I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.
by AlimonyBob September 17, 2015
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arkansas handshake

An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.
Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!
by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022
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oral handshake

1. v. A formal show of appreciation aimed towards greeting ones bedroom counterpart...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...
1. Always remember that by giving a oral handshake, the effect left upon him/her allows more willingness and selflessness...

Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...
by Blake Child April 07, 2016
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