anus burglar

A man or woman who repeatedly makes a forced entry into others' anal regions.

Jim: Hey, John, want me to check your prostate?
John: NO THANKS, you anus burglar!

Susie: My boss is such an anus burglar.
Dianne: I know - what a creep!

by fuckity fuck fuck the 3rd November 12, 2013

rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it

"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."

by The Debators March 4, 2015

Hanus Anus

when you have anal leakage, you got the hanus anus. re consider your medical regiment

look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)

by ShitShawnSays September 21, 2016

anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs

1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW

by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015

anus blaster

When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.

Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster

by GhostUser7534 June 22, 2019

anus with a g

Is a nickname for Angus, he’ll probs hate it but..that’s ok we love him

If you can’t remember my name it’s anus with a g in the middle

by Purplemonstertruck January 14, 2018

Anus Eclipse

a kiss

hey babe give me a anus eclipse

by i love kisses March 30, 2020